Popi, 25, INFJ; Argentina. Socialist activist. Grey ace. She/her, please and thank you. I have a 1D sideblog.
I'm like a mouse; tiny, annoying and I love cheese.
camp counselor cool dad figure percy loudly making increasingly stupid offerings at the dining hall so the new kids don’t feel awkward doing it as well and inadvertently starting a revolution where the gods get such absurd requests some of them even start happening and it’s a mess but he thinks it’s hilarious and lets it continue bc the idea of zeus fuming over a kid asking for a hoverboard in the brazier offering makes him (maybe not so) secretly smile
new kid: so do i just.
percy: yeah go on!
new kid: do i just. throw my food in and talk?
percy: yeah, pretty much
new kid: not gonna lie sounds kinda sketch
new kid: like do u blame me for not really getting it
percy: not at all
new kid: what would i even ask my godly parent for anyway… not like they care
percy, softening by like a hundred degrees:
percy, very very loudly: HELLO DAD YES TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU FOR THE HAPPINESS AND WELLBEING OF BABY SEALS. WHY? BECAUSE THEY’RE MY FRIENDS AND I LIKE THEM AND THEY ARE ALSO VERY CUTE. PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY’RE HAPPY THANK YOU
@transannabeth why would you leave this in the tags. poseidon is definitely in on it and “accidentally” leaks to percy which specific requests make the other gods angrier bc he thinks it’s hilarious and also loves to play favorites
ngl ace´s reasoning wouldn’t frustrate me this much if he ever acknowledged that this was nancy’s first instinctual course of action, which she only dropped at his insistence. of course she isn’t the only heartbroken one, but she was so so cautious at first, and she only gave in to hope when he told her he wanted to risk it